I am the social secretary for an evil super villain (Is the term super needed? Aren't they all especially evil?) and I have been asked to start a to-do list for Dr. Y. Being a scary, mad scientist, Dr. Y doesn't have much time for the upkeep of his calendar. He's always missing appointments with arch nemeses and dinner with his coalition of malevolent characters. This sort of scattered brained approach to life is ruining his image, and I will hopefully restore it by adding some order to the chaos.
Monday
9am - Breakfast with mother (random scary appearance of the day, or RSAD)
Write speech for random scary subway appearance
Research smoke machine rentals
Feed the cat
Lab time
Tuesday
8am - Breakfast with Sophie the cat
9am - Return phone calls and emails from concerned city leaders
Purchase highly concentrated nerve gas for undetermined use
12pm - Appointment with "Lady U" at University student center
12:30 - Lunch at university quad (RSAD)
Journal time
Wednesday
Grocery shop, see attached list
Prepare acceptance speech for Evil Doers awards banquet
1pm - Pick up tux from the cleaners
Visit haberdasher for top hat
Research where to purchase fake vomit, whoopie cushions, and fly in ice cube tricks
Test flame throwing turbo booster boots
Grocery list
Eggs
Batteries
V8
Draino
Stouffers single meals
7 frozen turkeys
Propane tank
Gin
Juice
Hair gel
Bug spray deoderant
Canning jars
Silly putty
People magazine
Hopefully, this will get him started. In the future I will take more detailed notes of his actions, needs, and desires in order to complete a more thorough to-do list. Since being this evil isn't easy, I want to make sure I have the bases covered so that Dr. Y doesn't miss any opportunities. I hope one day to be a supervillain myself, and a recommendation letter from Dr. Y to the University of Villains and Madmen would go a long way.
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